Ridiculous Christmas Cards for a Ridiculous Adult

The Christmas card tradition began in 2014, and it’s had some highs and lows, but each year I enjoy a chance to put a smile on the faces of my friends and family (and my own too—let’s be real, I’m laughing hard enough at my own jokes).

So, in keeping with the levity of the tradition, enjoy (most of) my Christmas cards through the years!

Click on the images below to see them in full, and believe me, you should.


2014

The year it all began: Santa’s My Boyfriend

The link, if you’re curious, went here.


2015

The plot thickens: Hello from the other side


2016

Overthinking and under-planning: I phoned it in


2017

Big announcement: Moving to be closer to Santa’s workshop

[I can’t find the images of this card, but it basically just announced my move to Bellingham. Nothing special.]


2018

Back on theme: Last Christmas


2019

one Christmas icon at a time: Thank u, next


2020

The world is on fire; might as well send a card


2021

A family comedy without the family


2022

Hey, you got a card, okay? There’s always next year!


2023

THERE’S A LITTLE BARBIE IN ALL OF US, BECAUSE MICROPLASTICS.